Howard Stern had his pageant today to declare the best Tiger mistress.  He wound up having three contestants: Jamie Jungers, Jaimee Grubbs, and Loredana Jolie.  I forget the last one's story, but apparently she is a former playmate.

I didn't really get to listen to the pageant, primarily because I don't have Sirius.  But, it sounds like (a) Tiger didn't use condoms with these ladies and (b) that Loredana is not a popular name.  The five judges voted for either of the Jammers and Jungers proved victorious by a margin of 3-2.  Stern himself was the deciding vote.

What appears to have clinched it is the claim by Jungers that Tiger asked her to participate in a threesome with wife Elin Nordegren.  She also said that she wanted an apology from Tiger.

Jungers cried on air with glee about winning the pageant, which several people on Twitter said she clearly deserved.  As a result, she won $75,000 from Ashley Madison as the prize.  And I had to burn my clothing.