The good folks at Bodog - who are sponsoring a charity March Madness pool that I'm participating in with other media - have put out a plethora of prop bets for Tiger Woods' return at the Masters.

Two in particular stand out as total sucker bets.

Will Nike Run a Tiger Woods Commercial During the Weekend Broadcast of the 2010 Masters?

Yes: 5/1

Will Any Other Sponsor Run a Tiger Woods Commercial during the Weekend's Broadcast of the 2010 Masters?

Yes: 5/1

Remember that the Masters has 56 minutes of golf action every hour.  No Tiger Woods sponsor is one of the partners of the Masters: former Woods sponsor AT&T, ExxonMobil (involved with Phil Mickelson), and IBM.

There are some other good bets out there, but these two in particular are bad idea jeans.